MONKEYSTORY #712

Ellie: Mommy! I have had a really big booger in my nose for 1 whole week!
I don't know why it won't just come out!
Me: Dear Lord.....will my life ever consist of conversations other than boogers and poo??

Later in the day:
Gabe: MOMMY!!! ELLIE HAS SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!!!
Ellie: Mommy...I know you are gonna be really mad at me and I don't want to get in trouble.
Me: Will someone please tell me what is going on??
Ellie: I think I swallowed a leggo.
Gabe: She did Mommy! She really did!
Me: TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.....RIGHT NOW!
Ellie: Well when we were going to bed last night, I put the little leggo head in my mouth so
Gabe couldn't steal it when I went to sleep and now I don't know where it went! I really think it went down in my tummy! When I woke up this morning it was gone.
Gabe: It's ok Mommy! Don't get upset...I've been talking to God about it.
Me: Really? Really? You didn't think you should come talk to ME sooner about this?!?!!?
Gabe: Well I can't hear what God is saying about it. I don't what He's saying about it. But if it went in her tummy maybe it will come out in her poo!
Me: Can someone please notify PapaMonkey that I will be vacating this village??
I will be going to a tropical island....with beaches...sunshine...and no poo or boogers!!!!