Dear Trace Adkins...

I do love your song that you sing about:


"You're gonna miss this
You're gonna want this back
You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast
These Are Some Good Times
So take a good look around
You may not know it now
But you're gonna miss this"
But what you don't know...there are the things I'm not really going to miss!!!


Like being the bathroom police....reminding certain little monkies to:
1- FLUSH IT EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! No one likes the stinky presents!
2- Put the seat up when you go pee sir! This isn't art class!!
3- WASH YOUR HANDS EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!
4- Seriously......I'm not gonna wipe your hiney forever....if you can figure out the art
of rigging up booby traps for your siblings, well then you can figure out the art of proper
bathroom etiquette!!


Sincerely...Mama Monkey