MONKEYSTORY #707

Gabe: "Mommy, Ellie is pooping."
Me: "Ok?? And?"
Gabe: "Well Aubrie pooped a little bit ago!"
Me: "I know....I was there...I wiped her hiney."
Gabe: "And did you know that I pooped a little bit ago too? I was just in the other
bathroom so you didn't see me."
Me: "Well, um....ok...that's great!"
Gabe: "I guess this means it's the Pooping Day!!!!"
{all monkies burst out laughing loudly}
Ellie: "No Gabe! It means we're the pooping family!!!!"
{crazy uncontrollable laughter}
I give up....we'll never be a normal family!