Toots

Monkeystory#580:

Tonite when tucking them in Gabe and Ellie informed me very proudly: "Mommy, we tooted alot when Leah (the sitter) was here." Me, horrified..."what?!?!?!? what do you mean?" Gabe laughing, "We just tooted alot in the kitchen and up here in the bedroom while we were playing cops an robbers." Me: "Guys! that is really gross and not polite to do that in front of other people." Ellie: "But Mommy, it was just a little toot here and a big toot then a little not, not all big toots!" Me: "Well that makes me feel so much better...um not!" Ellie: "Mommy, we have a song to sing for you now......she stops and looks at Gabe and they start laughing.....then start singing: "Mary had a little toot, little toot little toot!!! Mary had a little lamb who had a little toot." They both fall on the floor laughing while BabyMonkey joins in the song. I sit and stare.....and stare...and stare. Great just great...not only have they taught her the fart song but now she knows a toot song. *sigh*