"Little Daddy"

The Gabester Monkey Business tonite:
me:Gabe go get your shower. GPS: i don't want your help. me: yes, little boy, go get your shower and i will only help you a little bit! don't argue with me. GPS: But i'm a little Daddy. ME: so what exactly does that mean? GPS: that i can do whatever i want because i'm a little daddy! me: hmm, yeah....not quite...nice try.
Helping him finish his shower.......I get done with his hiney and he starts laughing like crazy. ME: what's so funny? GPS: hahahahhahahah i just farted on the your rag.......hahahahha......that's what you get for cleaning my hiney Mommy!!!hahahahhaha a big fart on your rag!!!!! hahahahah......Oh the monkeys....I love them so....little Daddy farts and all :)