Monkey Happenings

Gabe is getting too smart for his monkey britches......BECAUSE:



1----This week he started informing the babysitter whenever he wanted to do something he knew he wasn't supposed to, he would tell her, "Mommy/Daddy said I could!!!!"


2----He thinks it's funny to lock people out of their houses when they run outside to take the trash or get the mail (he has even done it to Mee-Mee!) he will quickly go lock the door behind you and stand there and watch you beg/yell for him to open it back up.......


3----Tonite, I was on the phone in our bedroom, folding laundry not paying any attention to my surroundings. I noticed Gabe shut the door to Ellie's room that connects to our room, what I did NOT notice is he locked it from the other side with the eye hook. Jason then found him taking a chair to our other bedroom door that goes into the living room and he was going to reach the eye hook from the outside of our door and BASICALLY LOCK ME IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!



4----Tell me..... where do these kids learn these things from???????? Sometimes I fear what he will think of next. Poor little Ellie gets herself in so much trouble because Gabe is always telling her to jump on the couch or do things she shouldn't.....now granted she doesn't always get in trouble, because sometimes I will catch him telling her....but still....she doesn't stand a chance!!



5-----Dear Lord....*sigh* Please let Triple S Baby be calm, peaceful, and well behaved monkey child. Please let me not turn gray headed before I reach age 30.......and please keep Your hand of protection from evil and harm upon these little ones.