MONKEYSTORY #724

Papa Monkey and Ellie were in the kitchen tonight.....she asked a question about having a
boyfriend. Wish I woulda had the video camera out for what happened next.
He started singing to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman":

Papa Monkey: "If you have a boyfriend....before you turn 16....I will have to shoot him....right between the eeeeeeeeeyes....."

Ellie: (with huge eyes) "Daddy!!! For real???"

Papa Monkey: (trying to keep a straight face) "You may not have a boyfriend....before you turn 16....so don't even think of bringing one home....not at all....or it will be so baaaaaaaaaaad!"

Ellie: "Really Daddy......all you have is a marshmellow gun!"