MONKEYSTORY #717:

At the breakfast table this morning, I overhear the monkies chatting:

Gabe: Man! Did you girls hear me last night? I farted so so loud in the middle of the night!!!
Ellie: Are you for real Gabe??? Really?
Aubrie: Yes Gabe, I heard you.....I think you woke me up cuz it was so loud thru the wall!
Gabe: I can't even believe it....a big, loud fart in the middle of the night..in my bed while everyone was sleeping...wow.
Ellie: Wow, Gabe.

This complete conversation was had in all seriousness by all monkies. There was no laughing involved......other than me....spraying my coffee all over the kitchen because I was laughing so hard.
What can I say.....they are truly Papa Monkey's children ;)