MONKEYSTORY #710

Today was the Monday that everything that could go wrong....well it went wrong...or got real stinky.

Took a certain adorable little monkey with me to a certain post office that had a certain large lobby.
A lobby with a very tall ceiling.
A lobby with shiny, hard floors.
A lobby with hard walls.
A lobby with that was very, very, very large and quiet.
A lobby that echoed everything said or heard.

A certain little monkey decided to toot....very long....and very loud in that very quiet lobby.
And then that toot made a very smelly smelly smelly stink in that lobby.
And then that certain monkey giggled oh so quietly....but said a little bit way too loudly:
"Mommy!! Mommy! I really have to go poop right now!!!"

This Mama Monkey may or may not have fled that very tallish, quietish lobby that held 2 gentlemen clerks standing behind the window....waiting very patiently for my business. Eye contact was not made and papers were gathered up super quickly.
The monkies took their business elsewhere.....but left a stinky trail.

Yes today was the Monday that went all wrong....but I'm sure it gave someone else a smile :)