Poop on a Stick

*WARNING* Do not read if you do not like talking/reading about POOP!!!!

So I use the phrase: "I feel like poop on a stick" quite often.
It's actually very fitting right now....allergies going haywire (all of us in this house)
and my back is still killing. I found out today I have bulging discs, narrowing spine,
arthritis.......I'll find out more details tomorrow.

Anyways.....so Gabe is officially "pee trained" but still is scared to poop in potty
So he is still doing the job in his pants, sadly. Luckily, the rice milk he drinks keeps
it pretty solid for the most part and I can just throw it in the toilet and put new undies on.
Well today his load was VERY SOLID and VERY HUGE.......so huge it would NOT flush down
the toilet after 3 trys. Seriously......I could not believe it!!!! How can small children be full
of that much poo???????? The plunger was not working......soooooooooo, guess what worked?
I went outside and got a nice sized stick from our fire pile. Came back in and did poop on a stick.
I seriously had to stir, shove, break up, you name it til it would flush. Seriously.....

I SHOULD GET A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR BEING THE BEST, NON-PRISSIEST MAMA EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! *sigh* The things we do for our children ;)

Just thought I would share my funny story of the day ;)