More Poo Stories

So this cracks me up speaking of poo and all.....you can buy this book at http://drstool.com/
I think I shall have to purchase this book!

Last night I was talking to an old friend/coworker and after talking about Gabe's poo stories....
she reminded I had a funny one of my own (a real lady will never tell her poo stories.....but we all already know I'm NOT a lady!)

I will just be up front and tell you that you are not normal and weird if you DON'T look in the loo after you are done with yer duties. So anyways.......

A good way to know if your body is NOT absorbing the meds you take, even the simple ones like BRIGHT RED multivitamins........is simply look at yer poo. One day at work at the clinic.....long, long ago......I discovered that maybe I needed to research my multivitamins a little bettter before consuming them.
The bright red horse pill vitamin was floating as perfect as can be in poo.
8 hours later, my body had not absorbed it. So of course, I had to talk to someone about the dilemma and my partner in crime....AKA: Skinny McChatsalot was the perfect canidate.
We concurred that I must consult with one other partner in crime at the clinic and concluded
that I should switch vitamins and NEVER ever forget to look in the loo after a poo.

And anyways.....I'm in the season in life where I'm still changing diapers, so I'm inspecting poo constantly anywho!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Look in the loo after a poo............afterall, how will you know when you hava tapeworm????? *****This story is lovingly dedicated to: Skinny McChatsalot